Hello there....welcome to our Halloween page....you either have to be very brave to venture here.....OR.....very stupid! he he he he he!  But since you're here, you may as well stick around and have some fun.....at our expense...muwahahahaha!     

 


Come with me....trust me...you'll be okay!

down

down

down

down

to the point of no return...are you sorry you came?

 

 

SUCKERS!  you must be 'batty'...muwahahahaha!...completely off your head...excuse the pun!

 

 

 

 

By a dark , dark house, is a dark dark lagoon,

where monsters meet by the light of the moon.

Witches and ghouls  are out at night,

Ready to give you a great big FRIGHT!

 

The bats and  ghosts are all part of this game,

and from this day forward...you won't be the same.

I don't hold much hope that you will really survive,

in fact you'll be quite lucky to come out alive.

 

  

In the grave yard Frankenstein stomps his ground,

he's really happy that you've come around.

For he has plans for you, of this you can be sure,

his favourite meal is a soul that's pure!

Run before he catches you, run run run,

let him go hungry and spoil his fun.

Leave this place of  tombs and  gravestones,

of eerie sounds and skeleton bones!

 

 

                     

At last you've made it and survived the threat,

the ugly curses that made you sweat.

Don't look back go straight ahead,

more fun awaits you...with the dead!

 

Come in.......I've been drooling...ummm...I mean....waiting for you!

 

 

 

I wish you'd be more careful where you stick that broom handle you silly old witch!

 

 

Come inside...we're about to have a party...plenty of spirits and devilish fun!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Through this door your ghosts...I mean hosts, await,

they are so excited and  hardly dared to anticipate.

For not many are stupid...er..as BRAVE as you,

so let us go in without further ado!

 

Welcome to the Halloween Disco Party!

 

 

      

Jumping Roy and the Boney Maroney Line Dancers!

 

                    

 

                                

 

 

      

Shake them bones...yeah yeah yeah!

 

   

It's now past midnight and time for your bed,

we hope you have enjoyed your time with the dead.

By now you will know that none of this is real,

and you didn't become Frankenstein's meal.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 

COME BACK NEXT YEAR!

 

 

 

 

                       


These Halloween pages and verses were created by,
Mary Newton aka Lady Newtonia aka Lady Oz especially for my two darling grandchildren, Chantelle Amy, 9 years and Matthew Alan, 8 years
Copyrighted 2001